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The act of not knowing how to speak a language and acting amazingly retarded While being ones own gay lover. A coops has an enormous penis with a cock stud.
Guy: “Hey look it’s A coops he must have an enormous penis
A coops: “ben r fat”” and u r fuck up
A coops by Ben Allman August 28, 2018

Swallow a chopstick 

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.
I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.

a cooks louse 

Parasite, sticks to a cook doing all the prep, and shit cores ,
This idot is a cooks louse .
a cooks louse by TWISTEDBURNER August 29, 2023

Two chops and a tank 

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
Two chops and a tank

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026