noun: someone (usually of the opposite sex, but not always) whos number you have, but you don't really know them. May have met then once or twice(usually while intoxicated). May have never even met them at all. You call them when you are bored and need something to do.
Man, I'm bored lets call up some randoms on my phone.
That guys a random; got his number when I was wasted, but dont really know him.
That guys a random; got his number when I was wasted, but dont really know him.
by Sahar October 26, 2004
Something or a group of things that follow no criteria or pattern. A word often misused by morons who don't know very many other words.
Correct: The decay of a radioactive isotope is random.
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.
Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.
Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.
Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.
Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".
by supaDISC March 1, 2005
when someone says simething completly out of the blue that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about
tom: "yo watsup jon"
jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the cherry tree last sunday"
jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the cherry tree last sunday"
by nads July 15, 2004
Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!
by Arran January 6, 2005
1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics.
2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'
2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'
- Take a random number and multiply it by itself.
- We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject.
or
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*
- We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject.
or
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*
by yashin October 27, 2005
Shithead: Llamas are cool
Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random
dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic)
Me: Your a fucking moron
Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random
dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic)
Me: Your a fucking moron
by Sequoyah April 22, 2006
by Nazeer Dadabhay March 21, 2006