The feeling of self-loathing one gets from realizing at the last moment that the masturbation material wasn't what it appeared to be. Ejaculation with a twist.
Jeremy got so zulced when the camera angle lowered to unexpected bollocks as he blew his load to what he thought was a lesbian scene that he is now on heroin.
by Adelphi May 3, 2013
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I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010
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Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.
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I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010
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