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When you see someone attractive at a party, but it is an inappropriate time to crank one out, you wait until you go home, look them up on facebook and zuckterbate.

A Mark Zuckerberg Production
"She was so hot, I couldn't help myself. I had to go straight home and zuckterbate. I didn't know her name so I went to the facebook event and found her friend who had said "maybe attending". Then I looked through all of her friends and found the Emily to my Mark."
by Monomono January 17, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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