Zorflax 

The name of the coolest guy in town.

Did you hear that Zorflax beat a jackalope in a five mile foot race?

Zorflax by Joe Thornton January 8, 2005

zarflax 

A fictional alien who gobbles up the genitals of horny spacemen by means of its vaginal dentata. Can refer to any female who one fears may possess such sharp vaginal teeth.

Keep your shlong away from Janet's box, she is a total zarflax!

zarflax by Tony Perkis Sr. August 29, 2007