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zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.
A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.
zombie logic by Thomas L. Vaultonburg September 11, 2005

Doctorate of Zombiology 

A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.
I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.

Zombiology 

The study of lifeforms after their reanimation as the walking dead (i.e., zombies).
Zombies, we are led to believe, can see and hear. Do they enjoy the benefits of their other senses? Importantly, do they experience tactile sensations? One would think that if they could feel things through the skin, the entire nervous system would still be working, and the walking dead would therefore be able to feel pain. These are just some of the issues at hand in the field of Zombiology.
Zombiology by Spiffdude41 February 20, 2012

zombielord2k7 

a complete trash can at apex hard stuck plat always does kill befor loot
res me stop bein a zombielord2k7
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026