Zombie Log

A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.

Aww man, the toilet got plugged by my massive zombie log

Zombie Log by Bulletmunchr December 11, 2007

zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.

A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.

zombie logic by Thomas L. Vaultonburg September 11, 2005

Doctorate of Zombiology 

A P.H. D in the feild of Zombiology. a very prestigous title, sought after by many who think they are cool enough to like zombies, yet few actully take it to the next step and study them and their habits.

I earned my Doctorate of Zombiology through an internet course, so come to me if you ever confront one.

Doctorate of Zombiology by Spike Cloud December 17, 2005

Zombiology 

The study of lifeforms after their reanimation as the walking dead (i.e., zombies).

Zombies, we are led to believe, can see and hear. Do they enjoy the benefits of their other senses? Importantly, do they experience tactile sensations? One would think that if they could feel things through the skin, the entire nervous system would still be working, and the walking dead would therefore be able to feel pain. These are just some of the issues at hand in the field of Zombiology.

Zombiology by Spiffdude41 February 20, 2012

zombielord2k7 

a complete trash can at apex hard stuck plat always does kill befor loot

res me stop bein a zombielord2k7

zombielord2k7 by anonymous69420 April 28, 2022