Zombie Eyes 

When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie

I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.

Zombie Eyes by BC Diggs June 30, 2018

Zombie Eyes 

When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural and stupid looking zombie eyed appearance.

Tiasha came to the party with blond hair and "blue" eyes. We secretly laughed at her behind her back. Stupid girl looked like she had Zombie Eyes.

Zombie Eyes by zombiemaster666 July 10, 2009

Zombie Eyes 

When the flash on your camera make all your photos look like you're a deer in the headlights. These bright orbs for eyes, instead of your pupils.

" In every single picture from Christina's 30th Birthday, she looks like she has zombie eyes, all you see is 2 bright white glowing orbs in place of her pupils, CREEPY!"

Zombie Eyes by TheChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012

Zombie Eyes 

Drinking to the point where your eyes are so squinty and messed up looking to where you actually look like a zombie

Jimmy is so fucking messed up, see he's got those zombie eyes!

Zombie Eyes by Cocked by Seagulls October 26, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008