Zombie Apocalypse 2020 

= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations

4. Delirium

5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.

Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o

"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie

Zombie Apocalypse 2020 by ZombieSlimShady2828 November 24, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016