Zodiac sign

A bullshit way to determine your lifestyle

"What's your your zodiac sign"
"Not real"

by FBIVAN June 07, 2021

Zodiac sign

According to everyone on the internet, fuck em.

Fuck your zodiac sign, what number of toast do you like?

I like 5

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Zodiac signs

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.

Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs

by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zodiac signs

Something that a random girl on TikTok will define you by and will not shut up about it

Guy 1:what are zodiac signs
Guy 2: there are some dumbass things that are if your born in may your a Gemini stuff like that,why do you ask?
Guy 1:my girl asked which one am I

Guy 2:dump her

by Stinkyboy69 February 10, 2021

Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Signs are some made up bullshit that gives people excuses for acting out. It is like a religion for people that are to lazy for religion.

Bella: what is your zodiac sign?
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.

by I’mAFuckingAquarius March 22, 2021

Zodiac signs

Bro...if you believe in these you're most likely a 13 year old white teen alt girl.

i'm not going to let the fucking stars decide how my personality is. zodiac signs are so wack

by will this show up 5 years l8r March 18, 2021

Zodiac signs

Some made up bullshit that defines your personality by what month you were born in.

14 year old white twitter girl: what's your zodiac sign?
Guy: What's a zodiac sign?
Twitter girl: OMG you don't know what zodiac signs are? go fuck yourself

by Fizzzyy August 27, 2021