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You are zioned when someone does something unpleasant or violent to you and blames you for their action
Typically you are zioned when a bully holds your hand and hits you with it whilst telling you to stop hitting yourself
Zioned by Bosedenage February 17, 2024
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Puppy zoned 

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy
Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.
I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.
That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!
Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

little-girl zoned 

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.
Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!
little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017

zoned him out 

giving a random annoying guy you just met your phone number
The man who was my age liked me btw, he was trying, so I zoned him out. He still hasn't called me yet, tho.
zoned him out by Baba-18 May 15, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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