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zigmondobitch 

another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash
brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for?
zach: dont worry about it shes just a zigmondobitch
zigmondobitch by zachary chirstopher December 31, 2007
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Zygmund is the sweetest person ever. he has the most beautiful eyes and the sweetest personality. he's so adorable and so cute. he'll make you feel so loved and appreciated. Zygmund is truly a wonderfully person
Person: look theirs zygmund

Person2: zygmunds so wonderful
zygmund by Lukasthefox June 29, 2022
Zygmund is truly an amazing person. He may seem all tough but he's just a bug softie once he starts to trust you. He's truly amazing. He's also very handsome and cute. Once you have a zygmund he'll make you feel so loved and appreciated. He's hard working. Sometimes he'll over work himself and you'll have to remind him to relax. Taking care of him is one of the best things ever and it's so adorable.
Person 1: look theirs zygmund

Person 2: wow he's so handsome
zygmund by Lukasthefox June 29, 2022

Dirty zygmundt 

When a bunch of black hairy dudes (10-20) skull fuck you until you cry for your mommy
You: Dude I got a dirty zygmundt last night

Friend: next time let me join
Dirty zygmundt by FadedPigeon47 August 7, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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