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A loving and caring guy. Too popular with girls. Have six packs but decide to protect it with fats. Funny and smart
I wish I was a Zhakwan.
Zhakwan by ChubbyCinnamon November 22, 2021
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A cool guy who can play football , being a photographer , romantic person to the close one and a joker .

Smart but lazy is the hobby . Can read people's mind but not a women .
If i were given a chance , i would be a Zakwan .
zakwan by John uvwevwevwev December 28, 2016
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Zakwan is a name given to alpha males who are smart and sexy usually short but fast and athletic who can put any girl in love. Set 1 sexy and strong best name for the best people.
I wish I was like Zakwan, Why is Zakwan so smart and cute?
Zakwan by Benjamin Uwvewvewve January 5, 2020
Describes a person who has a extremely fat ass, and as round as a fish ball. Has a tiny or even microscopic size of penis.
There's a guy acting as a dickhead, what a Zhakuan he can be.
zhakuan by Anonymous123456789qwe December 8, 2013
Zakwana left them in cracking with her bomb ass humour.
zakwana by Lifeinametro November 23, 2021

ZaKwante 

Dope, funny as hell, Ladies love his smile, great at everything, sex game A1, which causes him to have a crazy ex or 2!
Damn I want me a ZaKwante!
ZaKwante by Yessirrr November 23, 2021
He is a 7 year old and he lost his two front teeth, he likes to play ROBLOX and is really bad at the game but he still plays it, we wrote a song for him too. “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH!”
Me: “Yo stop calling me zakwan.”
ZakwanC5: “No I wanna play ROBLOX adopt me and Brookhaven.”
ZakwanC5 by anonymous January 2, 2023
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