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Zero Fucks 

I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.
Zero Fucks by SilverMoxFox June 11, 2011
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Zero Fucks 

To explain a situation where you are absolutely exhausted, and don't give a fuck about it no more. You're done and through with it.
"Don't talk to me, I give zero fucks about coronavirus/covid-19"
"2020 such a shitshow, zero fucks"
"Don't tell me how you're always right in everything and I'm to blame, because I give zero fucks about you and what you say/think about me, you harassing asshat"
" Zero Fucks = The midnight sky is the road I'm takin', Head high up in the clouds"
"I'm done caring about a bunch of grown ass clown babies, giving zero fucks"
"If giving you my total two pennies doesn't satisfy you, then gtfo"
"You deserved zero fucks to begin with"
Zero Fucks by TheRealest2828 September 2, 2020

zero fucks 

To have no ability to care anymore

Zero Fucks 

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.
Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.
Zero Fucks by Numerati January 26, 2024

Zero Fucks 

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right or wrong, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.
Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.
Zero Fucks by Numerati October 7, 2024

Zero fucks given 

The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
Zero fucks given by lolswerehad June 22, 2011

zero fucks mood 

The mood in which someone is in a mood of giving zero fucks about anything and everything
Tom: "Hey Lewis, how are you?"
Lewis: "I'm in a zero fucks mood right now,"
zero fucks mood by Badfox November 11, 2016
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