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ZeroNeedsCoffee 

A YouTuber whos real name is Micheal Dean. He is the genius musical producer behind the hit studio album "Swagger Daggers"
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This curvaceous woman will stop for no one. She will beat anyone down senselessly with the law, she is too proper and awe-inspiring to stoop to a lower level. She smokes way too many cigarettes but she looks insanely cool when she does. The reason she is so damn amazing is because when she was conceived it was on Mount Mordor and there were unicorns keeping watch because it was just too intense for words. After her conception a choir of angels came down and told her parents that their purpose in life was to raise and nurture the most bad ass person in the world.
Zorione can be found walking around a university campus with an incredibly bad ass cigarette hanging out of her delectable mouth and listening to some fucking amazing background music blasting out of her headphones. So many guys try to stop her to try to marry her because they know she's one in the universe. Zorione never stops listening to her bad ass music and blowing smoke in their faces.

Zorione is a rare and majestic creature that doesn't put up with any bullshit and is not afraid to leave the pack and be on her own.

All in all, a Zorione is a bad ass motherfucker.
*Zorione walking around campus*
Boy 1-Zorione, please! Marry me! I must have you.
Boy 2-No no! Marry me! I'm better!
Boy 3-Marry me! I'm a bad ass and will let you blow smoke in my face!
Zorione-One does not simply ask if you can marry me.
Zorione by BigBootyBitches4Evr November 16, 2011
A name from the northern part of Spain. The Basque Country to be exact. Translation to English is actually "Sanitary Napkin." Is easily amused and extremely good looking. Smart but lacks common sense.
-Did you hear about Zorione?

-Yeah, she just lacks common sense.

-But she's a hella fine.
Zorione by Lily Eater February 26, 2010

Zeroness 

The quality that all the worthless people own. People with zeroness are constantly hiding their being zero by flaunting their inexistent qualities in front of the others.
They may feel great in their infinite ZEROness but there are some ONEs out there ready to pile them all.
Zeroness by HareInHurry January 12, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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