1. One who dates or attempts to date unattractive morbidly obese women. More times than not a Zappa will be rejected by these women who also fit one or more of the following traits: single mothers, drug addicts, parolee's, live at home with their parents, or on welfare.
2. To be unsuccessful or fail at most everything you attempt such as job interviews, tests, and everyday tasks.
3. One who is a very lazy procrastinator, unattractive, overweight, and not goal driven.
4. Someone who blame's everyone else for their misfortune and can not take or follow advice.
2. To be unsuccessful or fail at most everything you attempt such as job interviews, tests, and everyday tasks.
3. One who is a very lazy procrastinator, unattractive, overweight, and not goal driven.
4. Someone who blame's everyone else for their misfortune and can not take or follow advice.
1. Steve: "Dang, did you see that guy dancing with that Wild Snorlax out there?"
Bob: "Oh yeah, that guy is a total Zappa!"
2. Mark: "How did you do on your math test today?"
Chris: "Dude, I totally pulled a Zappa."
3. Mom: "Did you take out the trash today like I've asked you to do over and over again?"
Child: "No, long story"
Mom: "Stop being a Zappa and take out the trash!"
4. Arnold: "You should totally go to the gym and work out, it'll get you in better shape!"
Sylvester: "Yeah, you're right... but round is a shape!"
Arnold: "Why do you always have to be such a Zappa!?!"
Bob: "Oh yeah, that guy is a total Zappa!"
2. Mark: "How did you do on your math test today?"
Chris: "Dude, I totally pulled a Zappa."
3. Mom: "Did you take out the trash today like I've asked you to do over and over again?"
Child: "No, long story"
Mom: "Stop being a Zappa and take out the trash!"
4. Arnold: "You should totally go to the gym and work out, it'll get you in better shape!"
Sylvester: "Yeah, you're right... but round is a shape!"
Arnold: "Why do you always have to be such a Zappa!?!"
by Bull5 April 8, 2014
To pull a Zappa, To skip class, to be non existent. The person everyone knows is real but has never seen. To never show up.
Example #1:
person 1: are you going to go to class today?
person 2: no, I'm planing on pulling a zappa.
Example #2:
person 1: Hey I didn't see you at the party last night
person 2: no, I pulled a zappa.
person 1: are you going to go to class today?
person 2: no, I'm planing on pulling a zappa.
Example #2:
person 1: Hey I didn't see you at the party last night
person 2: no, I pulled a zappa.
by evidenceclass November 25, 2009
this is the type of marijuana that is laced with chemicals. when smoking zappa you trip the fuck out and think you are going to die
by Nick Dundee June 16, 2015
Originated in Canton, Michigan. Used mostly by attractive women in their twenty's. A word used as a question when you don't understand what someone is saying.
by pkilla August 22, 2005
my spiritual father. most known for his association with the mothers of invention or simply the mothers. he was also a composer, producer, guitarist, and film director. his music is fuckin awesome! avant garde and sort of eccentric to most people but just fuckin rad if you listen to good music. he incorporated rock n roll with obvious undertones of jazz, classical, and other musical collages and mashups. its like listening to a movie instead of watching one if that makes sense. kids my age don't even know zappa. damn shame. he's one if not the only original orginalists and truly creative pioneers of music out there. he also gave his offspring wicked ass names. he's on par with my other musical god jim morrison.
he's a saggitarius, as jim. they are known for being the most philosophical and creative signs out there. i needs to find me a mighty archer baby.
he's a saggitarius, as jim. they are known for being the most philosophical and creative signs out there. i needs to find me a mighty archer baby.
by Housewife Vagina February 5, 2010
A guy whose music is like jumping in the deep end on a hot summer's day. It looks weird from the outside, you've thought about it but can't bring yourself to do it, but you try. It's cold as fuck at first and you have to tread water, but then, hey, you get used to it. Then it gets comfortable, and you don't want to get out. And look all around! The beauty surrounding you, palm trees and little things you wouldn't have really sat down and observed without the cold shock of the water, and each time you go back in the pool you find something brand new. Go, listen.
Joe: Hey, how long have you listened to Frank Zappa?
Greggery: Maybe a year or two. I've listened to all his stuff.
Joe: Yeah? What about Waka Jawaka?
Greggery: Huh?
Greggery: Maybe a year or two. I've listened to all his stuff.
Joe: Yeah? What about Waka Jawaka?
Greggery: Huh?
by WeezyEd February 22, 2021
A visionary, a real musician, and one damn fine guitarist. Frank didn't give a damn about musical labels or conventions. He collaborated with everyone from Flo & Eddy to George Duke to Tuvian Throat Singers. He was also the first to realize that dental floss was an important cash crop to the state of Montana.
Frank Zappa was a genius
by DonH October 3, 2003