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"Zalinki" is the name given to an ancient North American tribe that has since been erased off the face of the earth by early settlers and colonizers. The Zalinki, although only a small group of people, managed to create their own society much quicker than most, even inventing tools that wouldn’t be seen commonly until decades later. They were known for their artistic endeavours, including a wide variety of mediums by which they expressed their very complex array of emotions; ranging from existential dread to utter despair. The members of this community were known to dwell igloos for exceptional amounts of time, consume unhealthy amounts of processed food and practice several unspeakable acts of dismemberment as part of rituals in their religion. This religion involved the belief in a mystical entity also named Zalinki, that is rumored to still wander the earth today. Maybe a blessing or a curse, some few claim to have sighted Zalinki, reporting feelings of "rebirth both of heart and soul". Despite the unlikely existence of this entity, this tribe forever remains a timeless fragment of the past, kept under lock and key among the bottomless depths of our memories, destined to one day escape its harrowing prison
"What are you doing Zalinki? Zalinki!? What are you doing? Why do you hate yourself? Why did you abandon your friends? Zalinki!? What are you- What are you doing? ... What the fuck are you doing?"
Zalinki by Isosceles December 26, 2020
A person who is born in the human race, but does not like the human race. A human that does not like the way humans are and/or the way humans have to live.
I am Zalinia because of the way the world is today.
zalinia by Yung Secrets December 10, 2018
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Zaliki is a female, Egyptian name meaning well born. She is an amazing person with a unique name and unique personality.

Mostly, she's good at running, drawing and being a great friend.

Zaliki is crazy but in a good way. She is amazing to be around but is tough when anyone pxsses her off.
"Hey, is that Zaliki over there?"
"Yeah, she looks like she's having a good time"
"Wanna mess with her?"
"Excuse me? I'm not that stupid. I wouldn't do that if I were you!"
Zaliki by 0_CookieMonster_0 May 6, 2015
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