A devastating insult implying that you're pretty much the worst human being on earth. Zollos evoke an immediate feeling of total disgust within all who encounter them. Also most likely possesses an abhorrent taste in music. Derived from Barstoolsports.com Beats website head blogger Zollo whose posts elicit constant ridicule and have made the word zollo synonymous with pathetic displays of human behavior.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).