Zealand

The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.

Wow he's awesome, he must be a Zealand.

by Izja March 6, 2021

Zealand

A small pain in the arse.

It's not quite a prolapse but I have a bit of a Zealand going on back here

by Ralph1942 October 13, 2010

Zealand

She is one lovable person. She’s super tough, but has a motherly side and can be so kind. Will not take shit from anyone. Loves her friends so much. Waits for the perfect boy, hates all immature ones. Loyal, caring and lovable! I love Zealand’s!

Person 1: Is that Zealand bearing up that guy?
Person 2: yes she is defending all women

by may ;) February 27, 2021

Zealand

a huge boy who can not overcome is own weight

That guy over there looks like a real Zealand

by MrMeatballz June 17, 2023

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

by TigerToe August 17, 2015

zealand labrant

a handsome boy with a big heart ,he will always be by your side no matter what

oh look theres zealand labrant
hes such a sweetheart

by skyissogreat February 16, 2021

New Zealand

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.

Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.

by little blue blob April 23, 2021