Your moms house 

Where I was last night.

Person 1 "Where were you last night dude!"

Person 2 "Your moms house HA GOTTEM"

Your moms house by Koolkid920 September 12, 2018

Your Moms House 

The place where I bang your mom.

Friend: “ Hey where were you last night ?”

Me: “Your moms house!”

Your Moms House by CringeKing... August 22, 2018

Your moms house 

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING

Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house

Your moms house by Howugay101 November 10, 2019

i was at your moms house 

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

i was at your moms house by soccer dude May 18, 2006

your mom's house 

Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.

My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.

your mom's house by Chester A Arthur's Ghost March 13, 2014