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Youngest Child 

The last born child. This child usually gets a bad rep because of stereotypical TV shows and movies. In reality, youngest children are smart, laid back, and humorous. Despite popular belief, the youngest child usually gets the short end of the stick, as the parents think all their parenting is done by the time their youngest is 13, while the oldest and middle got attention all the way up until they were old enough to move out. They also get a lot of mistreatment and disrespect from their siblings, because they are smaller and the older children were spoiled with attention and are upset someone is taking more of it.

Despite this youngest children are still in a good position as they can learn from their sibling's mistakes and faults and pave their own way in life.
Oldest child is born: Parents freak out and smother the baby with attention, love, all their affection and all the breast milk they could want.

Middle child is born: Parents are more relaxed and still give this baby attention, Okay, you got a diaper rash, no big deal.

Youngest child is born: Parents are a little too relaxed. Okay, we've played this game twice before, here's your bottle and a rattle, we'll be back by 10:00.
Youngest Child by Alien Ghost June 29, 2010
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Youngest child 

Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.
Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*
Youngest child by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

youngest child 

the youngest child is the brat of the family the one who gets all the attention from there parents and gets whatever they want.
Middle child and oldest child: " Mom can I get a cookie",
Mom:"No",
youngest child: "Mom can I get the new iphone",
Mom:"Yes you can get whatever you want".
youngest child by anonymous April 6, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008