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Youngest Child 

The last born child. This child usually gets a bad rep because of stereotypical TV shows and movies. In reality, youngest children are smart, laid back, and humorous. Despite popular belief, the youngest child usually gets the short end of the stick, as the parents think all their parenting is done by the time their youngest is 13, while the oldest and middle got attention all the way up until they were old enough to move out. They also get a lot of mistreatment and disrespect from their siblings, because they are smaller and the older children were spoiled with attention and are upset someone is taking more of it.

Despite this youngest children are still in a good position as they can learn from their sibling's mistakes and faults and pave their own way in life.
Oldest child is born: Parents freak out and smother the baby with attention, love, all their affection and all the breast milk they could want.

Middle child is born: Parents are more relaxed and still give this baby attention, Okay, you got a diaper rash, no big deal.

Youngest child is born: Parents are a little too relaxed. Okay, we've played this game twice before, here's your bottle and a rattle, we'll be back by 10:00.
Youngest Child by Alien Ghost June 29, 2010
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Youngest child 

Can be funny and generous but also greedy and ungrateful. The youngest child waivers between these two personality sides. Is usually the favorite and most loved child.
Youngest child: how come you get to play mortal combat.
Oldest child: I'm 14
Youngest child: *cries*
Youngest child by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

youngest child 

the youngest child is the brat of the family the one who gets all the attention from there parents and gets whatever they want.
Middle child and oldest child: " Mom can I get a cookie",
Mom:"No",
youngest child: "Mom can I get the new iphone",
Mom:"Yes you can get whatever you want".
youngest child by anonymous April 6, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026