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Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads
"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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Guy 2: "Yeah it looks super fun, I've watched lots of youtubers play it
Guy 1: "I'm gonna buy it"
Guy 2: "Lemme know how it is"
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Guy 1: "It's a youtubearse, it looked so fun when they played it but it's so boring."
Guy 2: "Damn, I knew deep inside that it would be a youtubearse."
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Guy 2: "Lemme know how it is"
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Guy 2: "Damn, I knew deep inside that it would be a youtubearse."
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
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“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
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