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You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

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A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
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