You ain't no muslim bruv Share definition Flag A shout of derision towards any member of IS or Daesh Person 1: This is for Syria! Person 2: You ain't no Muslim bruv You ain't no muslim bruv by MrMintChocChip March 19, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the You ain't no muslim bruv mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch