Yolanda

Name for the alter ego of your drunk friend. She loves port by the fire and Harry potter erotica dreams. Keep your friends close but keep Yolanda closer. Avada tequila!

After Rachel's 9th shot of tequila she turned in to Yolanda, and the real party officially began.

by Spicy_tim January 17, 2016

Yolanda

A four piece wing fried hard with extra lemon pepper, and mild sauce on the side.

Can I get a Yolanda....extra clap.

by Gigi71 March 3, 2019

yolanda

a bitch that shoots people

you: hey you know yolanda?
me:no, who is that?
you: she shot a bitch

by spicy.spicy June 2, 2019

Yolanda

I could do with a hug
I could do with an arm
supporting me

while i work out something new
I could do with a smile
I could do with a kiss
empowering me
while i struggle to find a way
Im not stone and
Im not sand
I was given a heart and
I was given two hands
so while i work it out
walk this path that all must walk
I could do with a soul
to bear whats ahead
to make it more fun
nobody wants to grow old alone
everybody could do with a soul

Yolanda, 17, GCSE student, Wigan

by Krkič August 30, 2019

Yolanda

Yolanda

Hey my name is Yolanda

by July 6, 2021

Yolanda

A very sexy woman with large breasteses and a thicc booti

Wow that Yolanda is hot.

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 5, 2019

yolanda

sexiest lady alive. breathe taking and very easy;) she’ll let you slap that dick all over her face on the first date. yolanda is usually tall with nice, long, tan, silky legs. the type of legs all guys would want to slide there hands up. boys, if you snatch a yolanda don’t let her go.

girl 1: i wish i could slide my hands up those legs
girl 2: that’s a yolanda

by yolandapierce June 26, 2018