Rachel's Rumblies 

A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.

Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.

Rachel's Rumblies by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Rachel’s dead cat Geno 

Lmao, dead as shit, drops dead with a single text.

Matthew “Rip Rachel’s dead cat Geno, sike I lied, that cat’s gay.”

Rachel’s dead cat Geno by Bill cosbo October 6, 2021

Rachel’s Moot 

Is a fine delicacy of Prahran. World renowned for its moist, smooth textures. The glory of this wonderful snatch is exaggerated by the pungent fish smell when she enters the room

Bro did you get some Rachel’s moot last night? Obviously bro

Rachel’s Moot by Rangagagga July 14, 2022

Rachel's Challenge

A challenge to make sure that people will do good. Was named after the first person to die in the Columbine shootings back in '99. Her actions were very kind and warm hearted, but that's not the real point of the challenge. It is really charging towns $25,000 or more to fail at making good people. We all know that you don't change and that we cannot be changed for any reason.

Person 1: Hey ___, you hear that the Rachel's Challenge thing is coming to our school?

Person 2: That was a waste of money our football team could've used instead.
*Tard walks by the two*
Person 2: Duh, hur, dar, I'm a tard
Person 1: *Socks Person 2 in the face* Dude, this is why we need it, because of assholes like you.

Rachel's Challenge by Mikau02 November 2, 2019

Rachel's Curse 

A curse of where people you love, like, are like family to you, or are your best friends move away either literally or spiritually.

My boyfriend Daniel is moving away, I hate my Rachel's Curse.

Rachel's Curse by Dustywhisker September 30, 2013

Rachel's Oranges

Basically the best fucking orange you will ever taste. the orange juice that the orange makes is out of this fucking world! it will make the guys balls quiver and vibrate so much that you'll orgasm in a jiffy. it will make the ladies saggy grandma titties double d's in just 5 minutes.

guy 1 : damn ! you gon share that orange?

guy 2 : nigga the fuck is wrong with you ? this Rachel's oranges !

girl 1 : can I have some orange please ?

girl 2 : bitch ? you betta go on with that shit ! this rachel's oranges !

Rachel's Oranges by SwagAsf July 11, 2016

Rachel Moore's Vag 

The most ill nightclub that ever existed. The fire marshal is never there, therefore, you can fit just as many black guys in there as you want. This club is usually overrun with teenage white boys. Over the years, Rachel Moore's Vag has overcome many obstacles, like the one time the toilet overflowed and they had to do a mass evacuation. Anyway, if you're bored on a friday night, make sure to hit up Rachel Moore's Vag.

there is no example that could ever explain the feeling of walking inside Rachel Moore's Vag.

Rachel Moore's Vag by k-hairy toe-mass March 21, 2011