by Reggie June 25, 2004
An extremely funny joke.
"What did the dolphin say when it broke the vase?"
"I don't know, what?"
"I didn't do it on porpoise!"
"Wow, that's a really good yoke!"
"I don't know, what?"
"I didn't do it on porpoise!"
"Wow, that's a really good yoke!"
by Han Han March 30, 2008
Guy 1: Which is the egg yoke?
Guy 2: Its yolk, not yoke.
Guy 1: Oh, but still which one is the yolk?
Guy 2: That one.
Guy 2: Its yolk, not yoke.
Guy 1: Oh, but still which one is the yolk?
Guy 2: That one.
by Spaoggers April 21, 2020
Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.
Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)
by Al Denso May 27, 2005
by beezziibabii December 24, 2013
It's the same thing as the word 'toke' but with a different first letter.
My friends started doing this when they didn't wanna say the word 'toke' in school with others around just in case.
They also used the works 'poke' to refer to it.
My friends started doing this when they didn't wanna say the word 'toke' in school with others around just in case.
They also used the works 'poke' to refer to it.
by looviingthejane October 05, 2011
Jan 17 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose