yoked

To get grabbed or pulled in a jerk like manor by the neck or arm causing an almost whiplash like motion.

He tried to run away with my money but I yoked his ass.

Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.

by Charley Sciascia May 12, 2006

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Excessively over-built musculature.

As in... Christopher Bates.

by MRN February 24, 2004

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spinning your tires, doing donuts, dipn(gas-breakn)

he yoked his 5.0 at the sideshow all night

by drezzy April 08, 2006

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yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014

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