Yesherf 

Yesherf is a beautiful human being. Although he may do some things that can question his friendship( like have intercourse with his best friend wife and his cousins significant other) in the end he’s a loyal friend.

Oh wow he’s such a Yesherf!

Yesherf by Notsolucky123 November 23, 2021

Yesterfester

The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:

Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.

Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.

Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.

Yesterfester by Phantomstealth October 28, 2010

yesterfore 

–adverb
1. on the day preceding yesterday.
2. a short time ago: Yesterfore your money went further.
–noun
3. the day preceding yesterday.
4. time in the immediate past.
–adjective
5. belonging or pertaining to the day before or to a time in the immediate past: yesterfore morning.

Lola: This meat looks bad, when did you buy it?
Elliott: I bought it yesterfore, so it should still be fine.

yesterfore by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007

Yesterfarts

The stink that exists in your favorite couch cushion as a result of the 4,000 or so farts that you've pumped into it during its lifetime. Normally surfacing when you drop down fast on said cushion and release the yesterfarts back into your face.

You: "Thanks for dropping by. Why don't you have a seat and make yourself at home?"

Victim: "Sure thing. Well I wanted to talk to you about...holy shit, did you just cut one?"

You: "No"

Victim: "Yes you did!" Your ass smells like old potato chips and mayonnaise!"

You: "That wasn't me. I noticed you flopped onto my cushion so what you're smelling are my yesterfarts. Now can we get back to our conversation and you're inevitable question on whether or not I fucked your mother? Yes, by the way."

Yesterfarts by Knuckles1 February 14, 2010

YesterFace 

when a woman has the old make up on from the day before

I got drunk and the club and went home with him and woke up with bad yesterface.

YesterFace by tytyjean August 25, 2010

YesterFriday 

When you've had more than your fair share of cocktails on a Saturday night and into Sunday morning. You're trying to articulate a story about something that happened on Friday and mid-sentence, you realize that since it's now Sunday, Friday isn't yesterday. You then try to be cool by blending Yesterday and Friday.

Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.

YesterFriday by BLT85022 May 3, 2019

yesterfar 

A very long time ago.

Not today’s world. The world of yesterfar. When Columbus discovered the world was round, when wild berries grew on every street corner, and gentlemen wore monocles…when cavewomen hunted for food while the cave-husband kept watch of the cave-children…you know what I’m talking about.

yesterfar by mumau August 20, 2008