Yeovil Poke Share definition Flag A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy. Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise. "oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist* Yeovil Poke by Sarah Purchase November 15, 2007 Get the Yeovil Poke mug.