Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom

Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"

Yellow Dick by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

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yellow dick is when a guy has a huge feddish for sun, he loves to talk to the sun about his problems, hopes and inspirations. It's Like his secret special moment.

"Damn I love john... but he is a yellow dick..."
"Ah really?... what a weirdo.."

yellow dick by #SorryIfYouDontBeliveMe February 7, 2018

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yellow tree dick

a banana

She’s a keeper, she took that yellow tree dick to the back of her throat like it was nothing.

yellow tree dick by The 5nowman June 13, 2020

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