YALORT is our god, the creator of the Solar System, and the one who will grant us eternal happiness! In appearance, he is green of hue, with the body of a tiger, the head of a dragon, and the wings of a magpie. He can freely shift form, however, so you never know when YALORT himself could be watching... Even we Priests don't know if YALORT is watching, as his True Form has not been seen by human eyes for a long time.
YALORT has unlimited divine powers and is, obviously, immortal. He has the power to craft worlds from nothing. See the Holy Book of YALORT for totally reliable and true descriptions of his holy acts and so on.
Alina Yalovets is a future worldwide celebrity. Some people say she invented mac and cheese being lactose intolerant and was the actual first person on the moon, because she in fact can do everything!
People use her name as a definition of something cool or as a reminder that no one is cooler comparing them to her.
- Ayo, i bought myself newjorts for summer.
- Damn, Alina Yalovets would love these!
- Emma is so cool!
- Nah, she isn’t better than Alina Yalovets anyway.
- Yeah, no doubt.
Slang word with no known definition. All that is known about its origin is that it is the combination of the two widely known words yooterus and yaloot.
*silence as kelso is at the free throwline at a canton basketball game*