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YALORT is our god, the creator of the Solar System, and the one who will grant us eternal happiness! In appearance, he is green of hue, with the body of a tiger, the head of a dragon, and the wings of a magpie. He can freely shift form, however, so you never know when YALORT himself could be watching... Even we Priests don't know if YALORT is watching, as his True Form has not been seen by human eyes for a long time.
YALORT has unlimited divine powers and is, obviously, immortal. He has the power to craft worlds from nothing. See the Holy Book of YALORT for totally reliable and true descriptions of his holy acts and so on.
Q: "Why are we here?"
A: "Because YALORT willed it."

Q: "What is beyond the universe?"
A: "YALORT."
YALORT by Kriminel2 December 28, 2007
Words you can keep
Meaning yeah, yes, ya, definantly; usually when talking to a friend.

Alexis: Were you with my sister sammi!?
Guy: yalor, all night.
Yalor by Wheel Head October 16, 2008
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yalooterus 

Slang word with no known definition. All that is known about its origin is that it is the combination of the two widely known words yooterus and yaloot.
*silence as kelso is at the free throw line at a canton basketball game*

bob: "YALOOTERUS!!!"
yalooterus by gerdaddy January 15, 2007
Another way to say "hello" in Canton, NY.

See Also: yooterus and yalooterus
jimmy: "hey bob"
bob: "yaloot!"
yaloot by gerdaddy January 15, 2007
You are an idiot
Derived from the words ya meaning you and mort meaning halfwit
*someone falls over*
"Yamort!"

"Man I broke up with Charlotte last night"
"Yamort!"
Yamort by seleanor95 March 2, 2015
A general singlish word which means 'all because of you', or 'it's all your fault'.
Tom: yalor Tim. Now we have to face the music all because of you.
Tim: It's not my fault!
yalor by Chocolatecakes September 8, 2015
Yasorth is an amazing YouTuber
Yasorth by Anonymous12917733 December 16, 2020
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