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Yankenstein 

A woman who is too nasty to have sex with, but you'll allow her to yanky-yank on your pecker, as long as nobody will find out.
I was so horny that I let this Yankenstein jack me off behind a dumpster.

She's so ugly she could never be my girlfriend, but I'd let her be my Yankenstein.
Yankenstein by PurpleTantrum September 6, 2018
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yahvensky 

a DASHING young independent man. He always gets the ladies, but sometimes prefers a side of sausage ;). He never fails to make his peers laugh until their trachea is throbbing. Yahvensky’s aren’t the best looking but, manage to pull any girl they want. They’ll always treat you with that bouchée respect and buy you food when you’re hungry. If you don’t have a Yahvensky buy one, because you need one.
“Yahvensky always going for these girls but I always see him with the sausage what’s that all about ?”
yahvensky by katie71904 January 25, 2018

yahkeish 

A cute boy, kind hearted, short-tempered, caring
You are a yahkeish
yahkeish by Littleurban April 22, 2018
Yahkel is not a really used name but, Yahkel is a loving creative boy that can be depressed a lot but won’t show it.Yahkel likes to stand up for what right and can be very attractive but thinks not.
Girl 1: “omg Yahkel is so hot”

Girl 2: “back off he’s mine”
Yahkel by Xdkellj March 18, 2019

yahvenson 

A Leo, a king. A blessing from the sky. Son of God.
I married Yahvenson.
yahvenson by SYL1993 January 21, 2020
A man who usually moves slow, complains about summer heat, while living by the motto "no good deed goes unpunished.
I feel kinda yanken today.
yanken by Some guy at work November 12, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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