Yabatech

Yaba College of Tension. The first is always the best. One of the toughest school in Nigeria. A school that will destabilize your life if you attend it. If you don't like stress, never attend yabatech because they will stress the hell out of your life. Even though you plan going there and don't have anything to do for the day, once you step into the school, everything about you will become abnormal for the rest of the day. Only the strongest survive there.

If you are not strong enough, never attend yabatech

Yabatech by Mizta_Tolu February 8, 2020

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Yabatech

Yaba College Of Tension, trial and temptation, training, tests, tornados and many more tough, dangerous and stressful words that begins with ‘T’.
A polytechnic that is the first and always the best. The school will stress you, emphasis on stress.
Guy, if you no strong, no come Yabatech. I repeat, if you no strong no come Yabatech. Even if you strong, always have a pack of Panafon, for headache. It’s inevitable.

School of vawulence.

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Yabatech by Babyish July 21, 2022

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