Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum
Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum
bob: So did ya mum
Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum
by Matt November 30, 2004
Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.
(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)
(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)
e.g
Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.
or
Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.
or
Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!
Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.
or
Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.
or
Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!
by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!
Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!
Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
by BaybeeMegziieee--x December 24, 2007
Person: What are you doing?
Person2: Ya mum
Person: That joke's so old and boring
Person 2: So's ya mum!
Person2: Ya mum
Person: That joke's so old and boring
Person 2: So's ya mum!
by Hev15394 March 20, 2008
When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.
God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!
by Nick Cocchiarella the funny docker. November 22, 2007
Townies think it is the most feared insult in the world or a reply to everything. A common response if a townie says 'ya mum' is to laugh.
by R*chxx June 29, 2004
by steve November 11, 2002