YOWZA!

A more interesting and friendlier way of saying hello,wassup,hi,how'dy,hey

Must be said in a'WASSUP' budweiser ad kind of way when answering your phone or when calling a friend!

Saying this when answering your phone deters the most pissed off friend from telling you off as they are now thinking "what the hell did you just say!" No one can be truly mad at you once you've uttered it!
Pissed off friend calls and you answer: "Yowza!"

They say: "Wot!"

You say again: "Yowza!"

They say "LOL, Yowza!?"

(They are now completely confused as to why and what they were mad at you about in the first place)

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You call a friend they answer "hello"

You reply "YOWZA"

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Yowza! You scared me!
by Annie!! September 03, 2003
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Often said as an aside to a friend or a slightly audible remark to one's self: for example, when a beautiful woman enters a room. Yowza, look at her!
by Ron Livingston July 23, 2006
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Euphemism for any vulgar expression of surprise or sudden pleasure. Usually used in a positive sense.
Yowza, you looked amazing today.
by Max Adion April 25, 2005
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Exclamation
1. An exclamation denoting you are impressed or that you approve.
2. The sound said when shot by a laser.

Adjective
1. Meaning cool, neat-o. See steaky, cool
A: Yowza! That's a nice laser gun you got there! YOWZA!!!!! You just shot me!?!?!
B: Ooops . . .
C: And I actually thought you were yowza.
by Famous James Splinter January 07, 2006
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Corrupted form of "yes, sir," thought to have first appeared in minstrel shows of the Jim Crow era. Often repeated, as in, "Yowza, yowza, yowza!" May be considered mildly racist by some.
Yowza, that bitch sure be fine!
by Billy Frank September 24, 2008
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something that is great very great indeed!
1.Yowzaa baby that was awesome
2. YOWzA you scared me!
3. omg his cock was so big YOWZA!
4. YOWZA


damn heather n julee walked in saw those hot guys and screamed YOWZAA!
by yowzaaShit January 28, 2003
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