Xactlies

When your breath smells exactly like your butt.

You have the Xactlies this morning and you need to brush your teeth.

by Les Pure March 7, 2010

xactlies

A condition in which your mouth tastes exactly the same as an asshole.

Whoa! Don't kiss me... I've got a nasty case of the xactlies today!

by MatlockJB June 5, 2005

Xactlies

A derogatory statement used to reference the similarities between ones extremely bad breath and the smell of their ass.

Damn dude, you have a serious case of the xactlies, you know, when your breath smell xactly like your ass.

by 1 Antinome May 5, 2018