A hard test that we have to study for all year. And we write like 70 essays and still fail.
My freind: Scarlett are you done writing yet
Me: ya like one more sentence
Both of us: * forget to read thorough, forgets spell check, and spends 5 hours writing*
Us after the test : we probably failed WYTOPP
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'