1st definition:
an animal sex possition.
mostly used by giraffes and apes.

2nd definition:
a sex toy mostly used by a yalex. it is shaped like an oxe, with horns on top. used for sexual pleasures. has a button on it where you can make it say
a) HMPH!
b) AYE!
c) HEHAWWWWWWW

1st definition:
Holy crap! did you see that giraffe? "no" well you should have! it was doing the wyle with an ape!

2nd definition:
*someone singing* here comes the sunshine, here comes the shalala la la la- OHHH MY GOD! is that a wyle?! "yes it is" look! press that button! (AYEEEEEEEEEE HEHAWWWWW HMPH!) mom can i have it ?

wyle by alexxxxxxdiiiii April 11, 2008

wyle

A person who worms their way into your startup’s cap table or leadership team without bringing any actual skill, creates chaos, delays progress, drains morale, and eventually kills the company — usually before swooping in to claim the IP and pretend it was all their idea.

“I had funding lined up, a license deal in place, and real traction — then this total wyle tanked the company from the inside.”
“As of now, I had this total wyle in place and it killed the entire thing.”

Etymology:
Derived from to wyle (v.), meaning “to destroy something valuable through ego, incompetence, and misplaced confidence.” Believed to originate from early startup culture slang, possibly referencing a real guy no one wants to work with twice.

wyle by SexyyNerd July 2, 2025

noah wyle

H-H-H-HOTT!especially in scrubs and covered in blood :)
plays carter on ER and has played some minor movie roles

last night carter was so hot he almost gave me an orgasm

noah wyle by chels June 8, 2004

NOAH WYLE

the hottie who plays carter on the best show on tv, ER

i wouldnt mind if noah wyle was my doctor!

NOAH WYLE by supachik December 22, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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