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wyle by I am Jésus hear me roar January 24, 2009
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wyle by hsushiauvebsjus April 26, 2020
wyle
1st definition:
an animal sex possition.
mostly used by giraffes and apes.
2nd definition:
a sex toy mostly used by a yalex. it is shaped like an oxe, with horns on top. used for sexual pleasures. has a button on it where you can make it say
a) HMPH!
b) AYE!
c) HEHAWWWWWWW
an animal sex possition.
mostly used by giraffes and apes.
2nd definition:
a sex toy mostly used by a yalex. it is shaped like an oxe, with horns on top. used for sexual pleasures. has a button on it where you can make it say
a) HMPH!
b) AYE!
c) HEHAWWWWWWW
1st definition:
Holy crap! did you see that giraffe? "no" well you should have! it was doing the wyle with an ape!
2nd definition:
*someone singing* here comes the sunshine, here comes the shalala la la la- OHHH MY GOD! is that a wyle?! "yes it is" look! press that button! (AYEEEEEEEEEE HEHAWWWWW HMPH!) mom can i have it ?
Holy crap! did you see that giraffe? "no" well you should have! it was doing the wyle with an ape!
2nd definition:
*someone singing* here comes the sunshine, here comes the shalala la la la- OHHH MY GOD! is that a wyle?! "yes it is" look! press that button! (AYEEEEEEEEEE HEHAWWWWW HMPH!) mom can i have it ?
wyle by alexxxxxxdiiiii April 11, 2008
wyle
A person who worms their way into your startup’s cap table or leadership team without bringing any actual skill, creates chaos, delays progress, drains morale, and eventually kills the company — usually before swooping in to claim the IP and pretend it was all their idea.
“I had funding lined up, a license deal in place, and real traction — then this total wyle tanked the company from the inside.”
“As of now, I had this total wyle in place and it killed the entire thing.”
Etymology:
Derived from to wyle (v.), meaning “to destroy something valuable through ego, incompetence, and misplaced confidence.” Believed to originate from early startup culture slang, possibly referencing a real guy no one wants to work with twice.
“As of now, I had this total wyle in place and it killed the entire thing.”
Etymology:
Derived from to wyle (v.), meaning “to destroy something valuable through ego, incompetence, and misplaced confidence.” Believed to originate from early startup culture slang, possibly referencing a real guy no one wants to work with twice.