wyle

to go crazy out of anger or drunkenness or simply a desire to fool around

Let's go wyle out!
That's wylin'!

wyle by Ange October 1, 2004

wyle

A technical genius.

"Ahh fuck my computer's crashing."
"Get Wyle!"

wyle by I am Jésus hear me roar January 24, 2009

wyle

a man with a huge cock, that has magnificent stroke game

i want a wyle in my life

wyle by hsushiauvebsjus April 26, 2020

wyle

1st definition:
an animal sex possition.
mostly used by giraffes and apes.

2nd definition:
a sex toy mostly used by a yalex. it is shaped like an oxe, with horns on top. used for sexual pleasures. has a button on it where you can make it say
a) HMPH!
b) AYE!
c) HEHAWWWWWWW

1st definition:
Holy crap! did you see that giraffe? "no" well you should have! it was doing the wyle with an ape!

2nd definition:
*someone singing* here comes the sunshine, here comes the shalala la la la- OHHH MY GOD! is that a wyle?! "yes it is" look! press that button! (AYEEEEEEEEEE HEHAWWWWW HMPH!) mom can i have it ?

wyle by alexxxxxxdiiiii April 11, 2008

wyle

A person who worms their way into your startup’s cap table or leadership team without bringing any actual skill, creates chaos, delays progress, drains morale, and eventually kills the company — usually before swooping in to claim the IP and pretend it was all their idea.

“I had funding lined up, a license deal in place, and real traction — then this total wyle tanked the company from the inside.”
“As of now, I had this total wyle in place and it killed the entire thing.”

Etymology:
Derived from to wyle (v.), meaning “to destroy something valuable through ego, incompetence, and misplaced confidence.” Believed to originate from early startup culture slang, possibly referencing a real guy no one wants to work with twice.

wyle by SexyyNerd July 2, 2025

noah wyle 

H-H-H-HOTT!especially in scrubs and covered in blood :)
plays carter on ER and has played some minor movie roles

last night carter was so hot he almost gave me an orgasm

noah wyle by chels June 8, 2004

NOAH WYLE 

the hottie who plays carter on the best show on tv, ER

i wouldnt mind if noah wyle was my doctor!

NOAH WYLE by supachik December 22, 2003