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Describing something lame or undesirable because it's been done before, or just wasn't worth doing in the first place.
I don't wanna go to the skate park, we've gone every day... that place is so wrote.
Let's go chill at Dan's instead.
To be so steaming drunk that Sonya from Eastenders is no longer "wrote down".
I was so wrote last night that I saw Sonya on Eastenders and thought it was a porn firm
wrote by Mark and Ryan May 13, 2006

wrote a check your ass cant cash 

talking trash that one cant back up
you just wrote a check your ass cant cash

wrote gerbil 

A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)
Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.
wrote gerbil by Soomanchu October 8, 2009

wrote the note 

When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help
Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one

Craig: I was only trying to help!
wrote the note by mdcfalcon November 7, 2010

wrote rage 

1. Experiencing excessive anger or becoming unreasonably upset due to the identification of improper usage of punctuation and grammar in everyday life.

2. Confusion or frustration brought about by the inability to adequately express yourself; intense aggravation compounded by the knowledge that the correct words or syntax exist in the English language that would exactly convey the intended message, but recollection is stubbornly out of reach.
1. The sign that said, "Please 'do not feed the' seagull's", inflamed my wrote rage to DEFCON level 3.

2. Wrote rage compelled a grammar Nazi to repeat the explanation of the difference between "your" and "you're".

3. "I know there is a better way to say this. I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue. AHH! This wrote rage is going to make my brain leak out my ears!"
wrote rage by blergenderper February 22, 2017
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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