A hideous gangly creature, usually depicted as an emaciated humanoid covered in stripes of assorted colors. It is outfitted with earhorns and a caudal appendage, crooked in posture and personality, hell-bent on being the most kickass piece of tail to hit this side of the broad red barn. Also used to describe person(s) with similar traits, or aspects of 'Woogality/Wooglism'
Wrong dongle. A dongle is a small piece of hardware that connects to a laptop or desktop computer. You generally need 3-5 of these to connect your newest Mac laptop to anything.
Friend 1 trying to set up a presentation and making the whole meeting wait: "Everyone admire my new mapple book! Wait, does anyone have component XYZ? I only have these 15 other dongles!"