Wrapping paper
Wrapping paper by E.Mae April 13, 2008
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Wrapping paper by Presents December 26, 2016
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redneck wrapping paper
a walmart bag, Instead of wrapping a gift in traditional wrapping paper you just give it to the person in the bag that it was bought in.
redneck wrapping paper by Keyzer Soze November 20, 2009
Australian Wrapping Paper
Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
Australian Wrapping Paper by jillstobbs_ October 17, 2016
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