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world champion

One extremely talented in sucking a guy's dick. Not just your run of the mill talent but one who stands apart as a true artisan.
by thor36 September 5, 2013
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world champion

"That guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans..."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
by Greg O'neal September 26, 2005
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world champion

A person whom excels in making an embarrassment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.
“Hey Pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” *Pierre drops the soup all over the table* “Champione du monde!!” *excessive clapping*

*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*

“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*

“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”
by Neville "Bloody' Bartos June 6, 2005
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World Champion Thumb Wrestler

In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
by Lzeb October 2, 2019
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Abe. Undoubtedly the greatest nike street balla champion in the history of the sport. His determination and will is what makes him the best of the best.
Jamie: Abe You Are The Greatest Nike Street Balla World Champion.
Abe: Thanks man..
by abey101 September 19, 2008
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ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex
J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
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Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.
Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.
by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004
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