World of Tanks 

A game where your social life goes to die, and then rot in hell. You cannot escape its grasp, and once you play, you will be addicted to it. After 4 months of grinding, you get bored and leave for 6 weeks. You then come back and are addicted again until your computer crashes.

Me: Iv'e been playing World of Tanks for 4 months straight now.
Friend: Wtf is that?
Me: Gtfo noob.

World of Tanks by ARandomPersonEatingThisTaco July 1, 2012

World Of Tanks 

A online Tank game made by wargaming (greedy cunts) which used to be good until mid 2016 where the game because pay-to-win with tanks such as Skorpion G, Obj 252u/Defender, Chrystler K GF and Nameless. Now in world of tanks if you don't have a tier 8 PREMIUM tank or a PREMIUM account don't bother going past tier 6.

#FuckWargaming.

Veteran: Ah, I remember the good old days of World Of Tanks.
Newbie: fuck this game, now im bankrupt.
Veteran: Sucked in.
Wargaming: selling e-25 and pzIIj $150 each >:D

World Of Tanks by 4amGod July 20, 2017

World of Tanks 

A Free-to-Play (and not Pay-to-Win) MMO focused around... well, tanks. Red Orchestra meets World of Warcraft meets Battlefield 1942, in other words. Infamous for its bias towards Russian tanks, but otherwise a very original take on the Genre. Also has a large volume of Paper Panzers that didn't actually make production in real life. AKA "WoT"

World of Tanks proves to us that a nice 105mm round is way better than any greatsword.

World of Tanks by RedShocktrooper May 6, 2011

World of Tanks 

Free to Play shooter focused on tanks. Instead of controlling a human character you control a World War 2 tank. This game is NOT an MMO.

In the World of Tanks, you're going to need a better gun than that to hurt me!

World of Tanks by Z hero October 18, 2012

World of Tanks 

equivalent of cancer

person 1:"hey what's up?"
person 2:"nothing much just playing World of Tanks"
person 1:"kill yourself"

World of Tanks by Savakiri63 June 8, 2023

world of tanks 

genuinely one of the most depressing games ever created by wargaming, like seriously why do i still play this game am i a masochist or something

person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'

world of tanks by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

World of tanks blitz 

The mobile version of World of Tanks (or WoT).
World of tanks blitz is available on mobile and steam, it is basically a smaller scale version of WoT without artillery (sky cancer). World of tanks blitz has much smaller maps, 7 v 7 which means a good player could change the outcome of the game, a physics engine that doesn't allow you to go upside down, not as much broken Russian tanks, has a noob friendly experience as there is little to no seal clubbing, has worse graphics (because it a mobile game) and is a very undemanding game.

The game is fun because its much faster paced than WoT or warthunder but has some pretty bad graphics when compared to these 2 games.

human: Im trying to get into world of tanks but i keep dying so quickly!
human 2: just try World of tanks blitz, its less complex

World of tanks blitz by skeletalchild November 18, 2019