USS Constitution

frigat

person one: 'hey i visited USS Constitution today'

person two: 'frigat'
person three: 'i want to eat a large apple'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

frigat

a shippe whos size is comparable to that of destroy

sailor: 'sir, weve spotted a frigat and a destroy astern'
commander/captain idfk: 'call the hands to action stations, we should be easily able to sink them, theyre practically the same scale, were in a batlshippe after all.'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

evrlame

a really cool guy from alabama who plays video games for some reason

m: hey evrlame can you sign my autograph
e: who in the hell are you

by themarauderofmonsters August 27, 2025

world of tanks

genuinely one of the most depressing games ever created by wargaming, like seriously why do i still play this game am i a masochist or something

person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025