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workload 

the amount of effort required to bring a girl to your bedroom- the amount of work to drop a load
she was real workload, but in the end worth it
workload by pbr69 July 18, 2017
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Workload 

The act of rubbing one out on the highway while driving a truck full of cargo.
John was driving his truck when he saw a hot girl fingering herself in her car. He released his workload on the highway.
Workload by AmandaRimenbone September 1, 2016

workload paralysis 

The mental state of being unable to start any individual task because one's "to do" list is so overwhelming. Instead, the person suffering from this condition can only sit there in a position of miserable futility, unwilling to begin so as to delay the increased feelings of hopelessness in their short-term future, knowing that try as they might, a morning's work (with no breaks) will barely a make a dent in their ridiculously excessive list of jobs and, by lunch-time, they'll feel no more satisfied than at present.
Dev: "You started that report yet? It's due Friday." Sandy: "I can't get going. I've got workload paralysis."
workload paralysis by ZimmyJay84 December 4, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling. 

<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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