Work Boyfriend

Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.

Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.

Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.

Lady: K

Work Boyfriend by Sweet Tear April 12, 2014

Word of the Day on April 23, 2014

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work boyfriend/girlfriend

Work boyfriend/girlfriend
A colleague — your lunchmate, IM partner, smoking buddy, etc. No sex, though. Platonic.

I told my work boyfriend/girlfriend about the slut in accounting making out with three dudes at happy hour. S/he wasn't surprised.

work boyfriend/girlfriend by rick the ruler October 14, 2006

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Work boyfriend/girlfriend

A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.

My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!

I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!

Work boyfriend/girlfriend by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022

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National bring your boyfriend to work day

On October 20th bring your boyfriend to work with you he misses you ladies

National bring your boyfriend to work day bring him ladies

National bring your boyfriend to work day by Juice wrld 999 shiiiiiii October 20, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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