To be so confident on your take you put your local Bodega on the line to back yourself, if used unsuccessfully, ock gotta go- idk where but he gotta close up shop
Say Captain Crunchmid? Word 2 Dega’ you not telling the truth, Put it on everything
congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.