wooly mammoth

A mother effin hairy elephant

Oh look a WOOLY mammoth

wooly mammoth by Jackie Chans July 8, 2010

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

Wooly Mammoth by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

wooly mammoth by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

Wooly mammoth

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting

Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense

Wooly mammoth by Big d113 June 21, 2018

Wooly Mammoth

A man with a large furry cock.

Person 1: Bro did you see that dude's dick in the locker room.
Person 2: Yes bro he is a Wooly Mammoth!!!

Wooly Mammoth by Kriftyz January 18, 2022

wooly mammoth

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

wooly mammoth by skullkrack November 23, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

A gigantic, hairy penis.

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

Wooly Mammoth by Frempt November 26, 2009