Woody is a great guy. Absolutely huge dick energy. His cock is divine, at a total length of 56 inches when flaccid. He gets all the girls and they simp for him daily, receiving messages at an alarming rate! He loves to use his massive dick with only the bundalicous gals, and rails them in public! What a guy!
Girl 1: Woody is so leng!

Girl 2: I know I love his dick!
by Slappydappy123 May 19, 2022
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Look theres a woody in the hoody!
by D0c February 21, 2006
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a name given to mostly males who rise in the morning.
jake: "dude, i had to wear jeans instead of gym shorts this morning because i was so tall"
max: "damn, woody!"
by jomibo. March 11, 2011
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What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.
Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !
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